Stefan Dennis's Live Journal

It's a hard life being me.

Mon, 14 Jul 2003 17:57:24 GMT

I was sat in Starbuck's today, sipping on a cappucino, whilst reading my lines for a top secret acting project I have in the "pipeline", when this lady sits opposite me. Obviously she has recognised me for the all round acting and siging God that I am. And obviously she fancies me like MAD. But I want to read my lines, so that I know them for the read through on Thursday.

She wouldn't give up, though, so in the end I took her back to her place and gave her a damn good shagging.

"Oh, Stefan, you are such a great fuck," she exclaimed after her fourth orgasm.

"I know," I replied.

Today.

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 19:17:38 GMT

Today I have sat in and done nothing.

Shopping.

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 18:22:38 GMT

So there I was, in the fresh fruit and veg aisle at Tesco's, and an attractive young lady came up to me. "'Ere, you're that bloke off the telly, ain'tya?" she asked me.

"Why, yes, I am," I replied.

And within minutes after switching on the old Dennis magic, she was putty in my hands.

I took her for a romantic meal for two at McDonalds, and we went back to her place and I shagged her ragged.

"Oh, Stefan, you're so great at shagging," she exlaimed.

"I know," I replied.

Last Night.

Wed, 11 Jun 2003 22:49:01 GMT

I was in a pub, and this attractive blonde lady with succulent breats approached me and started to talk to me. She had, of course, recognised me from my varied acting and singing career.

A couple of hours, a few drinks, and a little of the Dennis charm later, we were shagging like rabbits back at her place.

"God, Stefan, you are so great in bed," she exclaimed after her eighth orgasm.

"I know," I replied.

Hello.

Tue, 10 Jun 2003 22:23:03 GMT

I am Stefan Dennis, singer and actor.

This journal will enable my legion of fans to keep up with what is going on in my life.

And, oh boy, what a crazy hectic life I lead! Only this morning I awoke to find yet another attractive blonde in the bed next to me. Such animal magnetism! "Oh, Stefan, you're such a stud," she said. "I know," I replied.